Every person in Canada should be given a government sponsored Segway, as the benefits to owning these magnificent scooters would be endless. If everyone owned a Segway, transportation would be much better. Because the Segway moves faster than the average person, people would reach meetings and various other activities much quicker, thus making all of life more efficient. With the extra time people could spend more time with family or working on hobbies or a plethora of other things that they would enjoy. This would lead to increase in overall happiness for the entire country. Another advantage to giving every citizen a Segway would be that it would give those who formally were unable to get around properly, the chance to function like everyone else. The elderly would be able to keep pace with the young and sprightly and the overweight could ride side by side with the physically fit. By instituting a mandatory Segway policy, not only would society have increased happiness, but the country would also have a greater sense of equality.
Some people believe that the government of Canada could not afford to provide all of its citizens with Segways, but in reality it cannot afford not to. The benefits far outweigh the costs. With people moving through the streets at a quickened pace, business will be conducted faster and thus will be lead to an economic boom. The increased production of Segways would create thousands of new jobs and Segway repair businesses would pop up all over the country. This would lead to another boost to the already booming economy. While the original costs of the Segway would be high, the return would astronomically higher. With the simple implementation of a Segway policy, Canada could become one of the most economically prosperous nations in the world.
Other opponents to the Segway bill argue that it could lead to a decrease in health, as people would not have the need to walk. However, these people clearly are not aware of how humans remain physically fit. They simply make assumptions, without basing their claims on anything. People like that are the scum of the earth. They leap into situations with no idea what they are doing, while simply ignoring the fact that they do not have the proper experience to form an opinion on the matter. These people should be ignored and their ideas should never be given any merit.
The proposal to give Segway’s to all Canadians is a masterful plan. It would boost the entire country emotionally, economically and physically. There is literally no downside to this plan. Hopefully the government of Canada will implement this policy as soon as possible.
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